The Best Thing About The DeVos Confirmation, Liberals Are Now Vowing NOT To Have Children
Shortly after Betsy DeVos was confirmed as Education Secretary on Tuesday, the liberal freak-out began.
The pro-choice-except-when-it-comes-to-schools camp erupted on social media, with many vowing not to have children in light of DeVos’ appointment (as if they were planning on having kids anyway).
As our schools devolve into a fuckwitted, Jesus-humping hellscape, my decision not to have children is looking positively heroic right now.
— Geoff LaTulippe (@DrGMLaTulippe) February 7, 2017
good thing i’m not having kids since betsy devos will ruin any chance of them succeeding academically
— jordan (@gayelainebenes) February 7, 2017
On the bright side, maybe DeVos' nomination will be the reason people stop having kids for a few years.
— Austin Gebbia (@DearMorni) February 7, 2017
Welp. Good thing I’m never having kids. #devos
— Healy Chen (@chenhealy) February 7, 2017
Now that DeVos is secretary of education, at least I know that having kids is not in the picture for the next four years because nope
— Daisy Gonzalez (@daisygonzalez94) February 7, 2017
DeVos was approved? If anyone asks when I plan on having kids again, I'm just going to shriek "DEVOS" with the fury of a thousand seagulls.
— Zoë (@UnbreakableMugs) February 7, 2017
You know I'm not having kids. I was iffy before, but now that DeVos is Sec. of Education, I'm just not. Not bringing babies into this place.
— Sushi (ง •̀_•́)ง (@sushicake2020) February 7, 2017
Annnnd DeVos is just one more reason why I won't be having kids anytime in the foreseeable future....
— d (@d__dilla) February 7, 2017
Now that DeVos is confirmed, it's good time to put a halt on having kids until we can figure out what the hell is going on
— Matt Schimkowitz (@mschimkowitz) February 7, 2017
Betsy DeVos is America's new birth control. Hell nah, I'm not having kids if this is the future they'll be thrown into.
— Sarah Dalton (@daltron_3030) February 7, 2017
Betsy Devos as education secretary 100% confirms I'm never having kids.
— shannel mullan (@shannel_lynn) February 7, 2017
Here’s liberal logic for you: “We’re mad that Republicans outnumber us. Let’s make a statement by having even less babies." Suit yourselves.
Carly Hoilman is a Correspondent for Conservative Review. You can follow her on Twitter@CarlyHoilman.