UNREAL: Leaked Clinton Camp Email Exposes Weird Notation She HAS to Have on Her Speeches
Any of you teenagers out there having a homecoming night acne outbreak? Don’t worry, kiddos. I have the perfect solution: Just read how embarrassing some of Hillary Clinton’s email from the latest WikiLeaks dump are and you’ll be going to the dance, pimples a’blazin’.
There have been so many embarrassments that it’s getting hard to count. There is, for instance, the fact that she hates the phrase “everyday Americans.” Then there are the revelations about just how cozy she was with the media.
Hands down, though, this has to be one of the most embarrassing things we’ve ever heard about the Democrat nominee: Hillary has to be told how to smile.
Don’t believe us? Check out this speech that was found in the WikiLeaks dump of Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta’s emails:
Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto.
Hillary Clinton is one of the most disingenuous, phony and just downright unlikable candidates in recent memory. In fact, she’s so bad that she even needs to be told when to smile.
What kind of politician needs to be told to smile? One who’s either not entirely with it, or one who’s grumpy enough that she cannot be trusted to mimic normal human interaction on her own. Either way, it doesn’t bode well for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
You can say plenty of things about Donald Trump, but one thing that you can’t say is that he needs this sort of coaching. Heck, most of the time, Trump doesn’t even use a teleprompter or a script, much less one that tells him when he has to grin.
If what you want is a candidate so robotic and well-rehearsed that she needs to be told when to turn that frown upside-down, Hillary’s your woman. However, let’s here point out that the job of president doesn’t require someone who’s well-rehearsed. It requires someone who can improvise, someone who can relate to Americans, someone who knows what to do when that 3 a.m. phone call comes in.
That isn’t Hillary Clinton. If she has to be told when to smile, just picture what else she has to be told to do.